The Sweet Joke of the Day for Mar 02, 2010

The Sweet Joke of the Day for Mar 02, 2010 is:
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Sam didn’t want to go on the blind date that Tom had arranged for him. “What if she’s really ugly and I hate her?” he complained.

“Then just clutch your chest and fake a heart attack,” Tom replied. Sam thought this was a good idea, so he agreed to go through with it.

He went to the address Tom had given him, and a beautiful woman answered the door. “Hi, I’m your blind date!” Sam said. The woman clutched her chest and fell to the ground.

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  1. What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!