One Line Blonde Jokes

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
“Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!

Why can’t blondes take coffee breaks?
They’re too hard to retrain.

What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring.

Why can’t blondes be pharmacists?
Because they can’t fit the bottle in the typewriter.

What’s the definition of eternity?
4 blondes at a 4-way stop

What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?
An air pocket.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
“This goes in front”

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The 1st blonde said,”These look like deer tracks,”and the other one said , ” No,they look like moose tracks”. They argued until the train hit them.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door to their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door opened,but they couldn’t. The girl with the coat hanger stopped to catch her breath,and her friend said anxiously,”Hurry up! Its starting to rain and the top’s down!

Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday

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