Mastiz One Liners
What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads “We may
Never piss this way again.”
Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
Q: What’s the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
Boss: I’ll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I’ll raise it to
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.
Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say “Uh-huh” or “Yes dear” or “I’m sorry” ?