Blonde in Casino

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at  the casino.She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand  Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, ‘I hope you don’t  mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude’.With  that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish  brogue yelled, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’

As the  dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed…’YES! YES! I  WON, I WON!’ She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her  winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared  at each other dumbfounded.Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she  roll?’ The other answered, ‘I don’t know – I thought you were  watching.’


Not all Irish are drunks,

not all blondes are dumb,

but all men….are men.

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