An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.
and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ’99’.”Again, the old guy says, ’99’.”
The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with
your knees raised slightly. I’m going to check your prostate with this
hand, and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to your penis to keep
it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, ’99’.
The old guy begins, “One … Two … Three” …
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you