Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects
are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but
can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire
under their butt.
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up
An hourglass is female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are
occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily
gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know
which buttons to push, he just keeps trying...