Kidnapped for a week

A couple had not been married for long, when the husband came home one day to find that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success.

Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she had been up to and why she hadn’t been home for so long.

She replied:

“These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week.”

The husband answered:

“But it’s only been two days what do you mean a week?”

“I am just here to get something to eat.”

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