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Old Man
An elderly couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together.
After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man “You appear to be in good health, do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?”
“In fact I do,” said the man, “After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then,after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.”
“This is very interesting,” replied the doctor, “Let me do some research and get back to you.”
After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: “Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?”
The lady replied that she had no questions nor concerns.
The doctor then asked: “Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?” “Oh that old coot!” She replied. “That’s because the first time is usually in July, and the second time is usually in December!”
Prostate check-up…
by Anurag Bhatia
in Adult
I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, ’99′.The old guy obeys and says,”99″.The pretty doctor says, “Great. Now turn over on your left side
and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ’99′.”Again, the old guy says, ’99′.”
and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ’99′.”Again, the old guy says, ’99′.”
The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with
your knees raised slightly. I’m going to check your prostate with this
hand, and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to your penis to keep
it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, ’99′.
The old guy begins, “One … Two … Three” …
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you
stop laughing!!!
