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Normal Life

Normal Life

A surgeon went to check on his very blonde patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her thoroughly and told her that she could expect a complete recovery.

She asked him, “How long will it be before I can resume a normal sex life again, Doctor?”

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. “What’s the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won’t I?”

He replied, “Yes, you’ll be fine. It’s just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out.”

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Good Doctor

Good Doctor

Neck Exercise

A doctor advises his patients to exercise their neck by just reading this message.

In the end, all patients go home happily without asking the doctor
for any medications. ‘It is very effective,’ said the doctor.

‘My patients never come back to me again.’

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