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Mind Is The Biggest Weapon on Earth
by Anurag Bhatia
in Adult
A Farmer Has Twenty-Five Young Hens And One Old Cock.
As He Feels That The Old Cock Could No Longer Handle His Job Efficiently, The Farmer Bought One Young Cock From The Market.
Old Cock To Young Cock: “Welcome To Join Me, We Will Work Together Towards Productivity.”
Young Cock: “What You Mean? As Far As I Know, You Are Old And Should Be Retired.”
Old Cock: “Young Boy, There Are Twenty-Five Hens Here, Can’t I Help You With Some?”
Young Cock: “No! Not Even One, All Of Them Will Be Mine.”
Old Cock: “In This Case, I Shall Challenge You To A Competition, And If I Win You Shall Allow Me To Have One Hen, And If I Lose You Will Have All.”
Young Cock: “O.K. What Kind Of Competition?”
Old Cock: “50 Meter Run. From Here To That Tree. But Due To My Age, I Hope You Allow Me To Start Off The First 10 Meters.”
Young Cock: “No Problem, We Will Compete Tomorrow Morning”
Next Morning The Young Cock Allows The Old Cock To Start Off
When The Old Cock Crosses The 10 Meters Mark
The Young Cock Chases Him With All His Might.
Soon Enough, He Was Behind The Old Cock Back In A Matter Of Seconds.
Suddenly A Sound, Bang!!!! Before He Could Overtake The Old Cock
He Was Shot Dead By The Farmer, Who Cursed: “Hell ! This Is The Fifth Gay Cock I’ve Bought This Week“
Dishes to Wishes
by Anurag Bhatia
in Adult
A little old lady was in the kitchen one day, washing the dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her.
“You’ve led a long and good life” the genie said, “I have come to reward you by granting you three wishes. Ask for anything you want and I will make it happen.”
The old lady was surprised but cynical. Not really believing that anything would happen she decided to play along for a minute. “Ok” she said, “turn all those dirty dishes into money.” With that there was a big Poof! and the dishes had turned into a big pile of cash.
“My” said the old lady, staggered that it had actually worked, “Perhaps you could make me look young and beautiful again?” There was another big poof and the woman now looked lots younger and was very good looking. Excitedly she carried on, “Can you turn my dear old cat into a handsome young man?”
Once more there was a big Poof, and the cat was replaced by a handsome young man. Smiling devilishly she turned to the young man and said “At last! Now I want to make love with you for the rest of the day and all night too!”
The young man just looked at her for moment then replied in a high pitched voice, “Well you should have thought about that before you took me to the vet’s shouldn’t you!”
