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Kidnapped for a week
by Anurag Bhatia
in Adult
A couple had not been married for long, when the husband came home one day to find that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success.
Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she had been up to and why she hadn’t been home for so long.
She replied:
“These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week.”
The husband answered:
“But it’s only been two days what do you mean a week?”
“I am just here to get something to eat.”
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Sisters of St. Francis
by Anurag Bhatia
in Adult
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he
notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on
without second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which
says:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for
real. Then he drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the
drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone
building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is
answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, “What may
we do for you, my son?”
He answers, “I saw your signs along
the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business.”
“Very well, my son”, the nun answers. “Please follow me.”
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite
disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the
man, “Please knock on this door.”
He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit,
holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs,
“Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large
wooden door at the end of this hallway.”
He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second
nun’s cup.
He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door,
pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he
finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small
sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY
THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT,
YOU SINNER.?
