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Black Eye
by Anurag Bhatia
in Adult
Little Johnny comes home from catholic school
with a black eye. His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have
to tell you not to fight with the other boys?”
“But Dad, it wasn’t my
fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher
in front of me had her dress in the crack of her ass. I reached over and pulled
it out. That’s when she hit me!”
“Johnny,” the father said. “You don’t do
those kind of things to women.”
Sure enough, the very next day Johnny
came home with another black eye. Johnny’s father said, “Johnny, I thought we
had a talk!”
“But Dad,” Johnny said, “It wasn’t my fault. There we were
in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had
her dress in the crack of her ass. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it
and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn’t like this, so I
pushed it back in!
Mad Cow Disease
by Anurag Bhatia
in Adult
Female reporter was interviewing 1 farmer regarding mad cow disease.
Reporter : Sir, would you like to comments about the mad cow disease?
Farmer : Lady, Do you know that bull and cow only mate once in a year ?
Reporter : Sir, I respect your comments but we are in the programme for mad cow disease only.
Farmer : Lady, and do you know that we squeeze cow’s breast for milk 4 times a day = 1460 times a year ?
Reporter : Sir, but what has it got to do with mad cow disease ? (She was angry because the farmer had being talking !@#$ things.
Farmer : lady, if I will to squeeze your breast 4 times a day = 1460 times a year but you only get mating once a year — WILL YOU BE MAD???!!!
