Sweet Heart with Legs!

One fine day at school, the teacher was teaching about the heart.

After she had finished she said, “If any one has any doubts about what I have taught please ask.”

Little Bobby stands up and asks,

“Teacher, does the heart have legs?”

She replies, “no it doesn’t. What makes you ask such a question?”

He says “Last night when I went into my parents bedroom I over heard my dad saying SWEET HEART spread your LEGS”

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A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a new one. She submits a classified ad as follows:

“Widow looking for a new husband. To be considered, you must conform to these three criteria:

- You can’t beat me (as my first husband did).
- You can’t run around on me (as my first husband did).
- You MUST be good in bed (as my first husband wasn’t).”

A few days later, the doorbell rings. She opens the door and a man without any arms and or legs is sitting in a wheel chair.

“Can I help you?” she says.
“I’m here about your ad in the paper.”

“Which ad is that?”
“The one looking for a husband.”

She says, “Uhm, well, there were certain criteria…”
“Yes, I know. Obviously, I could never beat you… I have no arms.”

“Well, yes, I see that… but there were other criteria.”
“And, as you can see, I could never run around on you… I have no legs.”

“Well, yes, that’s true… but there was one other thing that is very important…”
“Ah, yes, well… how do you think I rang the door bell?”

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