Santa Banta SMS

Lawyer to Santa: ‘Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…… ‘

Santa:’Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya

To court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!’

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A teacher told all students in a class

To write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except Santa.

He wrote ‘DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!’

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Q:) How do U recognize Santa in school or College???

A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks

The teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!

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After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.

He checked his first patient’s Eyes,

Then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.

Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies,

I’m coming daily since 4 days,

I press the bell but no one comes out.

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  1. April 8, 2010

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