# Preeto: Why do little boys whine?
Jeeto: They are practicing to be men.

# Preeto: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
Jeeto: A rumor

# Teacher: Give the meaning of the term `Caesarean Section`
Blonde: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome

# There is only one difference b/w dream and aim. Dream requires effortless sleep whereas aim requires sleepless effort. Sleep for dreams and wake up for aims.

# Santa: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
Banta: Premature death.

# Jeeto: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
Preeto: 45 minutes

# Banta: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
Santa: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

# Banta: How can you delay milk turning sour?
Santa: Keep it in the cow.

# Banta: How is dew formed? Santa: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

# Teacher: Name the four seasons.
Santa: Salt, Pepper, Mustard and Vinegar.