# Santa : I think that girl is deaf.
Banta : How do you know?
Santa : I told I love her, but she said her sandals are new!

# Santa: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Santa: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come.

# Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

# Man prayed to God, “Give me everything to enjoy life.”
God smiled and replied,”I have given you life to enjoy everything.”

# Santa : How much is my mobile bill?
Call center girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know the current bill status.
Santa : Stupid, I do not want to know my current bill. I want to know my Mobile Bill

# Santa and Jeeto filed an application for divorce.
Judge: How will you divide your kids? You have 3 children!
Santa: OK! We will apply next year.

# To be a good professional
always start to study late for exams
because it teaches how to manage time
and tackle emergencies!!

# Banta: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who will make me happy!
Santa: Make up your mind.

# Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

# Teacher: How are the main parts of the body categorized? e.g.abdomen.)
Blonde: The body is consisted into three parts – the brainium, the Borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.