IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE

This is the original version… If you love someone, Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….

The New Versions…

Pessimist:

If you love someone, Set her free…
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was…

Optimist:

If you love someone, Set her free…
Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone, Set her free…
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Go-getter:

If you love someone, Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, go get her!

Hunter:

If you love someone, Set her free…
Don’t even wait whether she comes back, go hunt her down!

Impatient:

If you love someone, Set her free…
If she doesn’t come back within some time, forget her.

C++ Programmer:

if(you-love(m_she))
m_she->free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;

Possessive:

If you love someone,
Set her free? NEVER!

Paranoid:

If you love someone,
When you let her go, she’ll be out to get you.

Fascist:

If you love someone, Set her free..
She WILL come back or be shot.
She WILL be yours or be shot.

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