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Personal Ads

Personal Ads That Were Probably NEVER Answered SWM: Roommate needed for six bedroom north side condo. $800/month plus 1/2 utilities. Must enjoy garlic, taxidermy & clock repair.   SWF: Seeks any M, age 16-52,...

Ladies over a game of Bridge

A traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends early one evening. “Oh, no! I have to rush home and Fix dinner for my husband! He’s going to be...

Beer Friends

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.   The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a...

A Blonde Gambler

A Blonde Gambler A beautiful Swedish blonde walks into a Vegas casino and goes straight to the roulette table. She smiles to the two dealers and bets $20,000 on one spin.  “I hope you...