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Sweet and Funny SMS

  • Advice
    of dentist. “Treat ur girl friend like a toothbrush. Don’t let any body
    else use it, and get a new one every three months.
  • Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.

    Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?

    Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.

    Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.

    Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!

  • What building has the most stories?

    The Library.

  • A
    teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve
    compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.
  • Asmaan
    mai tum ho, samundar mai tum ho, zamin pe tum, hawa mai tum, jahan b
    dekho tum hi tum ho. DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi KITANU har jagah
    hote hain.
  • Girl announced her engagement to her father.

    Father: Does this fellow has any money?

    Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!

  • Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
  • If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
  • Education is incomplete without 5 B’s

    B – Bikes

    B – Beers

    B – Babes

    B – Bunks and the most important

    B – Backlogs!

  • Every
    lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and
    is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father
    did.
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