Stupid Answer by Students

Stupid Answer by Students

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Stupid Answers
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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it.

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot !
Sam : It’s a family tradition.

Teacher : What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.

Teacher : What about your mother?
Sam : She’s a woman.

Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.

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