Short Jokes

Naukrani: “Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai.”

Malkin: “Oh God!Call Doctor Fast”

Naukrani: “Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia
hai.”
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Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar
Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Qun…

Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this baby¢â‚¬â„¢s voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

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Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!

Husband: Why??

Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book “How to Cook”!!

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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

“COMING SOON”
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A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.

But the call goes to another woman.

They loved & got married.

Moral: an !dea can change ur wife
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Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me?

Don’t know??

He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house

EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW…

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A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note “This Bill is one year old”

He got his bill bak with a note that read”Happy Birthday!”

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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, “I AM GOING”?

FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain….answer bata ke jaa..

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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

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Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, “Darr Nahi Lagta?”

Aadmi- “Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya.”

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Bin Laden’s son was studing in an American school.

Teacher asked him, ” I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children”

He answerd, “KILL ONE”

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  1. Timmy says:

    funny to the bone.