Lawyer and gorgeous blonde

Lawyer and gorgeous blonde

On an airplane flight, a lawyer sits near a gorgeous blonde woman. He tries very hard to start a conversation with her, but she… nothing… no reaction. She is only staring out the window.

The stressed lawyer tells her:

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“Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question and if you don’t know the answer you give me $5 dollars. Then you ask me a question and if I don’t know it, I’ll give you $5 dollars back.”

“I am sorry, I am really tired” she finally replied while still staring out the window.

The lawyer now already very nervous says, “Ok. We can play another game. I ask you a question and if you don’t know the answer you give me $5 dollars. After this, you ask me a question and if I don’t know it, I’ll give you back $500 dollars.”

Obviously interested, the blonde woman accepts.

The lawyer asks the first question:
“What is the distance between Earth and the Moon?”

Without hesitation, the blonde woman opens her handbag and gives the lawyer $5 dollars.

Now it’s her turn to ask.
“What is small, has three legs, and climbs a hill?”

The lawyer thinks… and thinks… turns on his laptop, searches online… sends emails to all his friends desperately seeking an answer… Finally, after one hour, all sweat… the lawyer gives the blonde $500 dollars, accepting defeat for not finding the answer.

The blonde woman takes the money and starts staring out the window again with a bored expression.

The lawyer… even more nervous this time, almost hysterical asks her what is small, has three legs, and climbs a hill.

The blonde… calmly turn her face towards him… opens her handbag and… gives him $5 dollars.

 

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