Husband vs Wife

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I’d be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

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Husband: A lovely Push…!!!

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27 Responses to “Husband vs Wife”

1. guru says:

   October 26, 2009 at 8:26 pm

   excellent jokes………
2. SOUMEN says:

   October 27, 2009 at 4:05 pm

   Nice jokes. Waiting for the next.
3. mrinal says:

   October 27, 2009 at 8:59 pm

   bole to jhakkas jokes hai
4. apps says:

   November 5, 2009 at 4:12 pm

   cool send me more
5. sameer says:

   November 6, 2009 at 12:22 am

   Mr.anurag these all jokes i have recieved from our group member so who is the first u or d mailer who mails us first?
6. Anurag Bhatia says:

   November 6, 2009 at 1:44 am

   Hi Sameer,
   Sweet Jokes and Mastiz Unlimited are part of the same group!
   So Jokes are shared on both platform!
   Regards
   Anurag
7. Inam says:

   November 11, 2009 at 5:07 pm

   Its realy sweet joks.
8. raj says:

   November 14, 2009 at 2:05 am

   Very interesting jokes
9. dhruwwa says:

   November 21, 2009 at 4:11 pm

   very good collection
10. Theodare Wilson. M says:

    November 24, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    Nice Jokes. Please send me more.
11. madhuritanmay says:

    November 25, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    nice jock
12. airkita says:

    November 28, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    not bad!
13. sanjeev says:

    November 29, 2009 at 12:54 am

    very funny jokes
14. MOHAN MOTWANI says:

    November 30, 2009 at 12:19 am

    send me more if you can
15. Amos says:

    December 7, 2009 at 1:03 am

    Very funny. Lol!
16. purnendru chakravarty says:

    December 7, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    ALL THIRD GRADE JOKES, KINDLY SEND SOME QUALITY JOKES
17. ASHOK HALKATTI says:

    December 9, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    HUS & WIFE JOKES ARE VERY FUNNY I LIKED THEM AND ENJOYED. I AM GOING TO FORWARD THEM TO MY FRIENDS.
    ASHOK
18. Rima Thakur says:

    December 13, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    Very nice jokes
19. SIMI says:

    December 27, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    lovly jokes send me more
20. narendra shah says:

    December 28, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    interesting, effective & excellent jokes
21. k.viswanathan says:

    December 29, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    Very humourous. Like to see more.
22. Srinivasan says:

    December 30, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    Simply Superb!!
23. Ben says:

    January 1, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    Awesome man
24. Gladdy says:

    January 5, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Hi Guys,

    The jokes are awesome & very lovely
25. sudhakar says:

    January 7, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    very nice jokes
26. neel says:

    February 16, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    good but old any new jokes plse send it 2 swapneel_tikale1984@yahoo.co.in
27. neha says:

    February 25, 2010 at 11:27 pm

    fab…enjoyed a lot ………..waiting 4 next collections……