A husband and wife are shopping at their local Walmart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
“What do you think you’re doing asks the wife?”
“They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies.
“Put them back, we can’t afford them!” demands the wife and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 bottle of face cream and puts it in their basket.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the husband.
“It’s my face cream, it makes me look beautiful” replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: “So does the 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the price.”
Over the store PA system we hear: “Clean-up on aisle 25, we have a husband down.”