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« Sweet Joke of the Day for Nov 17, 2009

How can a student pass

How can a student pass ??

It is not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365′ days

Typical academic year for a student:

Sundays-52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.

8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing
properly & swallowing)- means 30days. Days left 96.

1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means
15 days. Days left 81.

Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40. Days left 6 .

For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

Movies and functions – at least 2 days. 1 day left.

That 1 day is your birthday.

How can you study on that day??????!!! !!!!!!!
Balance = 0

“How can a student pass ??”

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This entry was posted by Anurag Bhatia on November 19, 2009 at 2:32 am, and is filed under Jokes. Follow any responses to this post through RSS 2.0.You can leave a response or trackback from your own site.

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