How can a student pass

Posted by Anurag Bhatia in Jokes on 11 19th, 2009 | no responses


How can a student pass ??

It is not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365′ days

Typical academic year for a student:
Sundays-52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.
8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.
1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing
properly & swallowing)- means 30days. Days left 96.
1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means
15 days. Days left 81.
Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40. Days left 6 .
For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
Movies and functions – at least 2 days. 1 day left.
That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????!!! !!!!!!!
Balance = 0

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