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Hindi SMS

Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum,
Jisko roz ek sms karna pade,
Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Do u know the full form of college?
C: come, O: on, L: lets, L: love, E: each,
G: girl, E: equally

Pani main tairna machli ka style,
Hawa mai urna panchi ka style,
Different message bhejna mera style,
Muft main message parhna aap ka style

sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai

When I Miss u, I read your sms,
When I want to see u, I close my eyes,
and When I want to hear u,
I throw a stone at a Donkey. :p

Sitam sehne ki haad hoti hai,
pass na ane ki haad hoti hai,
ruth jane ki haad hoti hai,
ek sms to kar doo zalim
kanjusi ki bhi haad hoti hai

Jokes

This entry was posted by Anurag Bhatia on May 15, 2009 at 7:16 pm, and is filed under Jokes. Follow any responses to this post through RSS 2.0.You can leave a response or trackback from your own site.