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Funny SMS Collection

  • Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
    Clerk: Yes.
    Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
    2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
  • Ladkiyan apna dupatta ladke k samne aane k baad hi kyon theek karti hain?
    Luteron ko dekh kar hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal Aata hai!
  • Why are Egyptian Children always confused?
    Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.
  • Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You’re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.
  • First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
  • Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
  • Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?
    “Of course, why would Friday be an exception?”
  • A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
    Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby’s father will die.
    Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
  • At a party, someone yelled: All married guys plz stand next to one person who has made ur life worth living.
    The bartender was almost crushed to death.
  • Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de… Dusri kiran hasi de… Teesri tandurasti… Chouthi kamyabi… Bas ab aur nahi garmi lagegi. Good Day.
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    1. I do wish there were more people like you around on the interwebs. Not many people are careful with their words, including myself sometimes. I have written things I would love to take back but now its not possible.