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Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
Sab 2 din ki masti hai,
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
Jab tak
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.Fair & Lovely sasti hai.
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Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.
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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Apki chal mor jaisi,
Awaaz koyal jaisi,
Dimag lomdi jaisa,
Gussa sher jaisa,
Kitna acha hota ki do teen quality insano ki hoti.
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This entry was posted by Anurag Bhatia on January 20, 2009 at 4:01 pm, and is filed under Jokes. Follow any responses to this post through RSS 2.0.You can leave a response or trackback from your own site.


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