Funny One Liners

An intelligent wife is one who spends so much that her husband
can’t afford another woman.

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Cool message by a woman: Dear mother-in-law,
“don’t teach me how to handle my children,
I’m living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement.”

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A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came home and asked, What happened son?
Kid said, can’t adjust with your wife anymore, I need my own.

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In an African safari, a lion suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife.
Wife: Shoot him! Shoot him!
Santa: Yes, yes. I’m changing the lens..

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What is the difference between mother and wife?
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other
ensures you continue to do so.

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Husband and wife are like 2 tires of a vehicle.
If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further.
Moral: Always keep a spare tire….

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Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate,
hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches how to choose a wife.
Natural disasters just happen.

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Message of the year:-

Women live a better, longer and peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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