Back at you

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,

“Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!”

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unnoticed.

The next morning the husband took a pair of his underwear out of his drawer.

“What the heck is this??” he said to himself as a little “dust” cloud appeared when he shook them out. “Maria!,” he hollered into the bathroom, “Why did you put baby powder in my underwear?”

She replied with a giggle…”It’s not baby powder……It’s ‘Miracle Grow’!”