Prostate check-up…


I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, ’99’.The old guy obeys and says,”99″.The pretty doctor says, “Great.   Now turn over on your left side
and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ’99’.”Again, the old guy says, ’99’.”

The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with
your knees raised slightly. I’m going to check your prostate  with this
hand, and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to your penis to keep
it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, ’99’.

The old guy begins, “One … Two … Three”        …

You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you
stop laughing!!!

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