During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach

good manners, asked her students:

 

Teacher : “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice

young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”

 

Michael: “Just a minute I have to go pee.”

Teacher: “That would be rude and impolite.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Teacher: “What about you Peter, how would you say it?”

Peter: “I truly am sorry, but I really need to go to the

bathroom.  I’ll be right back.”

Teacher: “That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the

word Bathroom at the dinner table.”

 

Teacher: “And you, Little Johnny, can you use your brains for once

And show us your good manners?”

Little Johnny: “Darling, may I please be excused for a brief moment?

I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I am

hoping you will get to meet after dinner.”

The teacher fainted……..