A Mean Drunk
A Mean Drunk
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire
State Building, when the first man turns to the other and says
“You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top
of this building, the winds around the building are so intense
that by the time you fall to the 10th floor, they carry you
around the building and back into a window”. The bartender just
shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.
The second guy says, “What, are you nuts? There’s no way that
could happen. “No, its true,” the first man says. “Let me prove
it to you.” He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and
plummets toward the street below. As he nears the 10th floor,
the high winds whip him around the building and back into the
10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.
He meets the second man, who looks quite astonished. “You know,
I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time
fluke.” “No, I’ll prove it again,” says the first man as he
jumps again. Just as he is hurtling toward the street, the 10th
floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the
window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.
“Well, why not.” the second guy says, “It works. I’ll try it.”
He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward passes the 11th,
10th 9th, 8th, floors. . . . . and hits the sidewalk with a
Back upstairs the bartender turns to the other drinker and says,
“You know Superman, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk”.