Prospective husband : Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?

Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Said to a railroad engineer:
What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.

The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule?

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They say true love hides behind every Corner…

I must be walking in Circles !

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Last night I was looking at the stars,

And I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!

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