Sweet and Funny SMS

Posted by Anurag Bhatia in Funny SMS on 12 15th, 2009 | no responses

  • Advice
    of dentist. “Treat ur girl friend like a toothbrush. Don’t let any body
    else use it, and get a new one every three months.
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  • Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.

    Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?

    Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.

    Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.

    Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!

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  • What building has the most stories?

    The Library.

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  • A
    teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve
    compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.
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  • Asmaan
    mai tum ho, samundar mai tum ho, zamin pe tum, hawa mai tum, jahan b
    dekho tum hi tum ho. DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi KITANU har jagah
    hote hain.
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  • Girl announced her engagement to her father.

    Father: Does this fellow has any money?

    Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!

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  • Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
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  • If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
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  • Education is incomplete without 5 B’s

    B – Bikes

    B – Beers

    B – Babes

    B – Bunks and the most important

    B – Backlogs!

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  • Every
    lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and
    is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father
    did.
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    Funny SMS Collection

    Posted by Anurag Bhatia in Funny SMS on 12 14th, 2009 | one response
    
  • Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
    Clerk: Yes.
    Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
    2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
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  • Ladkiyan apna dupatta ladke k samne aane k baad hi kyon theek karti hain?
    Luteron ko dekh kar hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal Aata hai!
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  • Why are Egyptian Children always confused?
    Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.
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  • Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You’re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.
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  • First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
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  • Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
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  • Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?
    “Of course, why would Friday be an exception?”
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  • A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
    Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby’s father will die.
    Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
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  • At a party, someone yelled: All married guys plz stand next to one person who has made ur life worth living.
    The bartender was almost crushed to death.
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  • Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de… Dusri kiran hasi de… Teesri tandurasti… Chouthi kamyabi… Bas ab aur nahi garmi lagegi. Good Day.
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