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Posted by Anurag Bhatia in Funny SMS on 12 15th, 2009 | no responses

Advice
of dentist. “Treat ur girl friend like a toothbrush. Don’t let any body
else use it, and get a new one every three months.

Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.

Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?

Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.

Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.

Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!

What building has the most stories?

The Library.

A
teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve
compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.

Asmaan
mai tum ho, samundar mai tum ho, zamin pe tum, hawa mai tum, jahan b
dekho tum hi tum ho. DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi KITANU har jagah
hote hain.

Girl announced her engagement to her father.

Father: Does this fellow has any money?

Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!

Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

Education is incomplete without 5 B’s

B – Bikes

B – Beers

B – Babes

B – Bunks and the most important

B – Backlogs!

Every
lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and
is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father
did.

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Funny SMS Collection

Posted by Anurag Bhatia in Funny SMS on 12 14th, 2009 | one response

Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

Ladkiyan apna dupatta ladke k samne aane k baad hi kyon theek karti hain?
Luteron ko dekh kar hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal Aata hai!

Why are Egyptian Children always confused?
Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.

Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You’re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?
“Of course, why would Friday be an exception?”

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby’s father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

At a party, someone yelled: All married guys plz stand next to one person who has made ur life worth living.
The bartender was almost crushed to death.

Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de… Dusri kiran hasi de… Teesri tandurasti… Chouthi kamyabi… Bas ab aur nahi garmi lagegi. Good Day.

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