Lawyer to Santa: ‘Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…… ‘

Santa:’Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya

To court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!’

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A teacher told all students in a class

To write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except Santa.

He wrote ‘DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!’

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Q:) How do U recognize Santa in school or College???

A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks

The teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!

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After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.

He checked his first patient’s Eyes,

Then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.

Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies,

I’m coming daily since 4 days,

I press the bell but no one comes out.

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Our FRIENDSHIP is a blank cheque for ME

It”s an ASSET not a LIABLITY

Always a CREDITnot DEBIT

Always a PROFIT not a LOSS

& I HOPE IT WILL NOT BOUNCE!

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I may not be

The most important person in ur LIFE…

But

I just hope that

One day whn

U hear my name

U wud just

SMILE & SAY

“Hey thats my friend”

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Gadha Jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,

Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,

Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,

Par Jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum.

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FRIENDSHIP is not how u forget,

But

How you forgive,

Not

How you listen

But

How you understand,

Not

What you see,

But

How you feel,

But Not

How you let it go

But

How you HOLD ON .

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Birth is from Mother

Advice is from Father

Knowledge is from Teacher

Life is from partner

But joy, fun, jokes,

Lifelong smiles

Is

From

FRIEND .

Isn’t It?

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
Happy Mother’s Day!!
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“M” is for the million things she gave me,
“O” means only that she’s growing old,
“T” is for the tears she shed to save me,
“H” is for her heart of purest gold,
“E” is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
“R” means right, and right she’ll always be.
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Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, Mother dear.
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The Miracle of Life nurtured by a woman who gave us love and sacrifice…MOTHER
Happy Mothers Day!!
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For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here’s a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother’s Day
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When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
When you think No.1 can understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& when you hate your Life,
Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than any 1 else,
who care for you in loneliness,
& dies when you cry.
She is no 1, but your sweet loving mother.
Love your mom first and always.
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I take this opportunity to thank you for your immeasurable contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom! And wish you a Very Happy Mother’s Day!
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You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother’s Day.

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