Jokes

The Sweet Joke of the Day for Dec 06, 2009

The Sweet Joke of the Day for Dec 06, 2009 is:
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars and tell me, what do you see?”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

Unmarried Daughter

by Anurag Bhatia in Adult

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.

Scared, She confides this ‘ news’ to her mother.Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,

“Who was the pig that did This to you?

I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature And distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem.

However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I’ll take responsibility.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However,

If there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?”

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand

Firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him,

“You can try again !“