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You know – when…
You know – when…
When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.
You use Netscape 8, and you check every week whether version 8 was released.
You know the difference between Java and Javascript.
Most of your friends have an @ in their names e.g m@stiz.net (looks nice too 
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In order to watch CNN you move to http://www.mastiz.net
On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.
You find yourself typing “com” after every period when using a word processor.com
You check your mail. It says “no new messages.” So you check it again.
You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.
You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than .
You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
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10 reasons
10 reasons…
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10 Reasons Why God Created Eve!
10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because he knew men would never ask directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don’t want to see what’s on television, they want to see what else is on television.
8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctors appointment for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.
5. God knew that if the world was to be populated there would have to be someone to bear children, because men would never be able to handle it.
4. As “Keeper of the Garden” Adam would never remember where he put his tools.
3. The scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, “It is not good for man to be alone.” He only ends up getting himself in trouble.
AND the #1 REASON WHY GOD CREATED EVE is …
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1. When God had finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head and said, “I know I can do better than THIS!!”
