MEN n WOMEN

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.

4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one Around.

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their Luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off If the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don’t learn from their Mistakes and still try their luck with others.

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Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive Clothes.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something To wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress Beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “An old rag”.

6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still Expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t Believe you

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The problems of “HE” and “SHE”

The problems of “HE” and “SHE”..

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The problems with “HE” as thought by “SHE”

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don’t, he says u are from VILLAGE.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS .

If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don’t MAKE LOVE with him., he says u DON’T LOVE him;
If u DO!! He says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u DON’T, he says that u don’t TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
If he does WELL, it’s BRAIN.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

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