The Unlimited Fun
Adult
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Mannerism
by Anurag Bhatia
in Adult
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach
good manners, asked her students:
Teacher : “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice
young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”
Michael: “Just a minute I have to go pee.”
Teacher: “That would be rude and impolite.”
Teacher: “What about you Peter, how would you say it?”
Peter: “I truly am sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom. I’ll be right back.”
Teacher: “That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the
word Bathroom at the dinner table.”
Teacher: “And you, Little Johnny, can you use your brains for once
And show us your good manners?”
Little Johnny: “Darling, may I please be excused for a brief moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I am
hoping you will get to meet after dinner.”
The teacher fainted……..
Prostate check-up…
by Anurag Bhatia
in Adult
I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, ’99′.The old guy obeys and says,”99″.The pretty doctor says, “Great. Now turn over on your left side
and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ’99′.”Again, the old guy says, ’99′.”
and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ’99′.”Again, the old guy says, ’99′.”
The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with
your knees raised slightly. I’m going to check your prostate with this
hand, and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to your penis to keep
it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, ’99′.
The old guy begins, “One … Two … Three” …
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you
stop laughing!!!
