The Unlimited Fun
Adult
Little Man
A young man moved into a new flat of his own and went to the lobby to
put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the flat next to the
mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with
him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, “Let’s go
to my apartment, I hear someone coming.”
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, “What would you say is my best feature?”
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, “It’s got to be your
ears.”
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, “My ears? Look at these breasts;
they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm
and solid. Look at my skin – no blemishes anywhere. How can you think
that the best part of my body is my ears?”
Clearing his throat, he stammered…. “Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming…. that was me.
Twin Husbands
There were two twins, Tom and Harry. Tom was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happenedthat Harry’s wife died the same day Tom’s boat sank.
A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Tom and mistaking him for Harry said “I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must be feeling terrible.”
Tom, thinking she was talking about his boat said “Fact is I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools all tried to get in her at once and she split right up the middle”
The old woman fainted hearing all this.
