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		<title>THE OLD MOTOR</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 09:26:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anurag Bhatia</dc:creator>
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The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town.
After being married a  year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.
The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate  the old gentleman and said, &#8220;Thisis amazing. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Home from the Air Force</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 05:39:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anurag Bhatia</dc:creator>
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A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied  to Shemya, Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his  wife, &#8220;Honey, I want you to know that I haven&#8217;t wasted all this time  alone. Instead, I&#8217;ve mastered the art of mind over matter. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vanilla Pudding</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 11:15:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anurag Bhatia</dc:creator>
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Excerpted from an article  which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank
robbery on March 2,1999:
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the
internal security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, who  expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash
and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered
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