Pregnant Lady


A lady, about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

She immediately moved to  another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man  seemed more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst  out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, ‘well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got  on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition.

She sat down under a sign that said,

‘The Double Mint Twins are  coming’ and I grinned.

Then  she moved and sat under a sign that said,

‘ Logan’s  Liniment will reduce  the swelling,’ and I had to smile.

Then she placed  herself under a deodorant sign that said, ‘William’s Big Stick Did the Trick,’ and

I could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth  time and sat under a sign that said,

‘Goodyear Rubber  could have  prevented this accident’… I just lost it.’

‘CASE DISMISSED!!’

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“Guts ” and “Balls”



Distinction between “Guts ” and “Balls”

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We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below…

GUTS – is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS – is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: “You’re next.”

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death!

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