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Normal Life

Normal Life

A surgeon went to check on his very blonde patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her thoroughly and told her that she could expect a complete recovery.

She asked him, “How long will it be before I can resume a normal sex life again, Doctor?”

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. “What’s the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won’t I?”

He replied, “Yes, you’ll be fine. It’s just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out.”

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The Sweet Joke of the Day for Jun 28, 2010

The Sweet Joke of the Day for Jun 28, 2010 is:
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A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?”

The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn’t respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you.”

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, “What’s for dinner, honey?”

He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again.

Still no response, so he moves to five feet. Again, no answer.

Finally he stands directly behind her and says, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

She replies, “For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!”

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