The Unlimited Fun
Archive for March, 2010
Sweet Incidents
by Anurag Bhatia
in Jokes
I was in McDonald’s one time when the lady in front of me ordered a cheeseburger and requested no cheese. Now I don’t know about you, but that sounds like a hamburger to me.
Many years ago I worked in a delicatessen. The assistant manager had burnt something in the oven and smoke was pouring from the kitchen area. When the store manager came by and asked why she hadn’t opened the emergency fire exit door to allow the smoke to go outside she said, “I thought about it, but I couldn’t find the key!”
A friend of mine and I were on a little road trip with his wife driving. Everything was pretty quiet when she turned to us and asked, “If you are driving 70mph, about how far would you go in an hour?”
I was calling the telecommunication company to inform them my phone didn’t work and that when I picked up the receiver it was completely dead. The technician said from the other end, “Are you calling from the number of the phone that does not work?”
Signs in our world
by Anurag Bhatia
in Jokes
Signs in our world…
Please be safe. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS BATHROOM CLEAN.
GENTLEMEN: Your aim will help. Stand closer. It’s shorter than you think.
LADIES: Please remain seated for the entire performance.
CAUTION: This machine has no brain. Use your own.
St. Cyril of Alexandria Catholic Church
Staying in bed shouting, Oh, God! does not constitute going to church. Diocese of Galveston-Houston.
Stiff Nipples Air Conditioning Service. 020 8797 2690
Note to NiteLink Passengers. Ladies, the poles are fitted for your safety. No dancing.
Attention Dog Guardians: Pick up after your dogs. Thank you.
Attention Dogs: Grrrr, bark, woof. Good dog.
Mr. Toskana has had an expensive divorce and now needs the money, so SALE NOW ON!!
PLEASE Don’t throw your cigarette butts on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer.
