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Success To A Happy Married Life..

Success To A Happy Married Life..

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A man and a woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
shared everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except
that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that
she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one
day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would
not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man
took down the shoe box and took it to his wife ‘ s bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents.

“When we were to be married,” she said, “my grandmother told me the
secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I
ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.”

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
happiness.

“Honey,” he said “that explains the doll, but what about all of this
money? Where did it come from?”

“Oh, that?” she said. “That is the money I made from selling the dolls.” : )

Stupid Answer by Students

Stupid Answer by Students

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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it.

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot !
Sam : It’s a family tradition.

Teacher : What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.

Teacher : What about your mother?
Sam : She’s a woman.

Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.

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