The Unlimited Fun
Archive for October, 2009
Funny Ads
by Anurag Bhatia
in Jokes
Store ads, classified ads, there seems to be no shortage of them that are just hilarious. Here’s some more. For humor’s sake, we’ll assume these are real:
1 Man, 7 Woman Hot Tub - $850/best offer
Amana Washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
Snow Blower for sale. Only used on snowy days.
Free Puppies – Part German Shepherd, Part Dog
Tickle Me Elmo, still in box. Comes with its own 1998 Mustang, 5L. Excellent Condition. $6800.
Cows, Calves Never Bred. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
’83 Toyota Hunchback – $2000
Star Wars Job of the Hut – $15
Free Puppies – 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 Sneaky Neighbor’s Dog.
German Shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. FREE.
Full Sized Mattress. 20 Yr. Warranty. Like New. Slight Urine Smell.
Free – 1 Can of Pork & Beans with purchase of 3 BR 2 Bath Home.
FOR SALE: Lee Majors (6 Million Dollar Man) – $50
Nordic Track $300. Hardly used. Call Chubbie.
FOUND: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out awhile. Better be reward.
Hummels – Largest Selection Ever. “If it’s in stock, we have it!”
Georgia Peaches – California Grown – 89 cents lb.
American Flag – 60 Stars. Pole included. $100
Washer & Dryer $300. Must sell. Joining Nudist Colony.
Body Shapers Toning Salon – Open House – Free Coffee & Donuts.
Fully Cooked Boneless Smoked Man – $2.09 lb.
The Monk and The Baby
The Monk and The Baby
The parents and the villagers went up to approach him saying “You are responsible for this baby; therefore you should bring up the baby!” Once again, he said “Is that so?” He took the young baby in his arms and went back.
By this time the he has lost his reputation but it did not trouble him. He took very good care for this baby and he manages to obtain milk and everything the child needed from his neighbors.
After a year, he young girl felt ashamed and guilty and wanted to see her baby. She finally told the real story to her parents. When all the villagers came to know the truth, they all felt ashamed of having wrong him.
So all of them gathered and went to the monk asking for forgiveness. Once again, after listening to them said “Is that so?” He handed the baby back to the young girl.
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When you are right, one thousand angels swearing that you are wrong does not matter. But when you are wrong, ten thousand angels swearing that you are right will not make any difference.
