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Prospective husband : Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?

Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


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Said to a railroad engineer:
What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.

The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule?


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They say true love hides behind every Corner…

I must be walking in Circles !


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Last night I was looking at the stars,

And I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!


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When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
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How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*

find the missing text &
surely you’ll become a GENIUS:-D
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Rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.

And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
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just 3 steps to end your tensions…. ….

ctrl +alt + del

“CONTROl” yourself,
look for “ALTERNATE” solution
&
“DELETE” the situation that caused the tension..!

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