The Unlimited Fun
Archive for July, 2009
?????? Department
by Anurag Bhatia
in Jokes
Prospective husband : Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?
Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Said to a railroad engineer:
What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule?
They say true love hides behind every Corner…
I must be walking in Circles !
Last night I was looking at the stars,
And I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!
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SMS FOR ALL
by Anurag Bhatia
in Jokes
find the missing text &
surely you’ll become a GENIUS:-D
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Rule of success:
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
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just 3 steps to end your tensions…. ….
ctrl +alt + del
“CONTROl” yourself,
look for “ALTERNATE” solution
&
“DELETE” the situation that caused the tension..!
