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Archive for June, 2009
Hindi Collection 023
by Anurag Bhatia
in Jokes
Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.
Zindagi Taj Mahal ho jaye,
Chandani khil ke kamal ho jaye,
Tum jo ban jaao dost mere,
Dil ki dhadkan bhi ek Ghazal ho jaye.
Kudrat ke karishmon mein agar raat na hoti,
To khwab mein unse mulaqat na hoti,
Wo wada to kar gaye ki ayenge khwab mein,
Mare khushi ke neend na aye to kya karen.
Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan waste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rulaan waste,
Tussi ek vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jawange tuhanu manaan waste!
Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai,
varna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte.
Ae dil unki yaad mein rona fizul hai, ansu anmol hai, inko khona fizul hai,
Rote uske liye hain jo tum pe nisar ho, uske liye kya rona jiske ashiq hazaar hon
Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna,
Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna,
Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein,
Bedardi se apne dil par vaar na karna.
Ansoon ko ankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo,
Apne dil ki halat kisi ko bataya na karo,
Log muthi bhar namak liye ghumtey hain,
Apne zakhm kisi ko dikhaya na karo.
Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.
Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,
Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.
Raatein gumnam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,
Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai.
Kya kahun tujhe? Khwab kahun to toot jayega, dil kahun to bikhar jayega,
Aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun, maut se pehle to tera saath chuut na payega!
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Yun to kisika peecha nahin karte,
Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahin karte,
Ittefaq ki baat hai ye hamari dosti varna,
Itna kimti SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte.
Teri yaad rud jandi akhan cho pani banke,
Ki khatya es rooh ne diwani ban ke,
Bhaven ho gaya hun sadi akhan toh dur,
Par dil vich wasya hai pyar di nishani ban ke.
Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai,
Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai,
Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera,
Ke es dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai.
Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Oye agge ki?
Agge Ghora
Akhan di benuri changi nahi hundi,
Sajna kolon doori changi nahi hundi,
Kade kade tan milya kar,
Har vele majboori changi nahi hundi.
Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai,
Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai,
Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,
Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai.
Chand pe kali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaron ko hansi aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao duniya se,
Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati toh hogi!
Ishq ke bhi kuch andaz hote hain,
Jagti ankhon mein bhi khawab hote hain,
Zaroori nahi k gam mein ansu nikle,
Muskurati ankhon mein bhi sailab hote hain.
Kal tera viah hoju, sada dil te akhian roan giyan,
Asin granth sahib chuk k laijange terian lavan kidan hongian.
Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai main jana chod diya,
Aap ne SMS karna kya band kiya, humne mobile charge karna chod diya!
Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi, mitti meri kabr se utha raha hai koi,
Ya khuda do pal ki mohlat aur de de, udas meri kabr se ja raha hai koi.
Sehmi-2 nigahon mein khwab hum saja denge,
Suni suni rahon pe phool hum khila denge,
Aap hamare sung muskura kar to dekho,
Aap har gam bhula denge.
Rok deo mere janaze nu mere vich jaan aa gai hai,
Saaleyo peeche mudh ke dekho SHARAB di dukan aa gai hai….CHEERS!
Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,
Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai dega,
Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,
Ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.
Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai.
Kal Mila Waqt To Zufain Teri Suljha Doonga,
Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ke Sulajhne Mein,
Yoon To Sulajh Jatee hein Uljhee Zulfain,
Umar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ke Sulajhne Mein
Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega, jab hum hi na rahenge to dosti kaun karega,
Aey khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega.
Suni zindagi mein halchal si mehsoos hui, bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui,
Jane aaj kyu aisa laga, shayad aapki kami mehsoos hui.
Kaun rakhta hai yaad namo ko, log chehre tak bhul jate hai,
Tum samandar ki baat karte ho, log aankho me dub jate hai.
Humne socha tha ki shayad, hum hi chahte hai tumko, par tumhe chahne wala to kafila nikla,
Dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se, paar khuda bhi tera chahne wala nikla.
Tere Dar pe, Arz kiya hai ki
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey.
Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gam ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki aadat si ho gayi hai.
SMS Collection – 173
by Anurag Bhatia
in Jokes
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2) Manzil ki talash me nikle hum sabhi,
Sabki manzil 1 ho zaruri to nahi,
Aise hi kisi mod par bichad jaye jo kabhi,
Ye mat samajna ki hum apke saath nahi.
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3) Kaun kisiko dil me jaga deta hai.
Ped bhi sukhe pate gira deta hai.
Wakif hai hum duniya k riwajo se,dil bhar jaye to har koi bhula deta hai..
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4) Dosti to zindgi ka ek Khubsurat lamha hai.
Ye sab rishto se albela hai,
Jise mil jaye wo tanhai me bhi khush hai.,
Jise na mile wo bheed me bhi akela hai..
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5) Apne bare me kahunga to kaiyon ka zikar ho jayega, Mante ho jinko bhala
wo bhi bura ho jayega,Chhodiye kya bat chedni mere jehan ki,Mere baya’n se
mera koi apna khafa ho jayega.
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6) Muskil nahi hai jawab dena, Baton ka uski, Par hothon par uske koi sawal
bhi to ho, Tod dun riwaj me uski tanhai ka, Kambakht ko mujhse koi sikayat
bhi to ho.
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7) Kahin Kisiko Sahare Ke Liye Haath Chahiye,
Toh Kisiko Pyar Ki Saugaat Chahiye.
Par Hamein Kuch Mile Na Mile,
Hume Aapki Dosti Ka Umr Bhar Saath Chahiye.
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Khusboo ne phool ko ek ahsaas banaya,
phool ne chahat ko kuch khaas banaya.
Chahat ne mohabbat ko ek pyaas banaya,
aur mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya.
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9) Usko mere waado ka aitbaar hoga,
Dil me kisi ka bahut pyar hoga,
Chhod dia usne beech jakar mera saath,
Shayd kinare per useh kisi aur ka intzar hoga…
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10) Mohhobat dard b hai saaz b.Khamoshi b hai aawaz b.Khamosh-e-Dil pe na
jao,
Ki isme rooh ki aawaz b.
Is begani duniya me..
Mera koi humdum b hai humraaz bhi…
“It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to
love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone” Be in touch..
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