Hindi SMS

Posted by Anurag Bhatia in Jokes on 05 15th, 2009 | no responses

Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum,
Jisko roz ek sms karna pade,
Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Do u know the full form of college?
C: come, O: on, L: lets, L: love, E: each,
G: girl, E: equally
Pani main tairna machli ka style,
Hawa mai urna panchi ka style,
Different message bhejna mera style,
Muft main message parhna aap ka style
sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai
When I Miss u, I read your sms,
When I want to see u, I close my eyes,
and When I want to hear u,
I throw a stone at a Donkey. :p

Sitam sehne ki haad hoti hai,
pass na ane ki haad hoti hai,
ruth jane ki haad hoti hai,
ek sms to kar doo zalim
kanjusi ki bhi haad hoti hai

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I am worried

Posted by Anurag Bhatia in Jokes on 05 12th, 2009 | no responses


No visits…
No calls…
No sms’s…
No letters…


No missed calls…
I’m worried…
R u in jail again?

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Money can buy…
House but not Home…
Bed not Sleep…
Medicine not health…
MONEY-IS-DIRTY
It only causes pains and sufferings
SO SEND ME UR MONEY AND BE HAPPY

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Have something for U
Close ur eyes !
1..2..3..

Cheater, U didn’t close ur eyes, so nothing 4U.

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Que: Why does ADNAN SAMI sing geela geela ???
Think, Think, Think,
Dont know?
ANS: No huggies available in elephant size.!!!

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