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Mastiz » Archive for May 2009

Archive for May, 2009

Hindi SMS

by Anurag Bhatia in

Sitam sehne ki haad hoti hai,
pass na ane ki haad hoti hai,
ruth jane ki haad hoti hai,
ek sms to kar doo zalim
kanjusi ki bhi haad hoti hai

I am worried

by Anurag Bhatia in

No visits…
No calls…
No sms’s…
No letters…


No missed calls…
I’m worried…
R u in jail again?

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Money can buy…
House but not Home…
Bed not Sleep…
Medicine not health…
MONEY-IS-DIRTY
It only causes pains and sufferings
SO SEND ME UR MONEY AND BE HAPPY

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Have something for U
Close ur eyes !
1..2..3..

Cheater, U didn’t close ur eyes, so nothing 4U.

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Que: Why does ADNAN SAMI sing geela geela ???
Think, Think, Think,
Dont know?
ANS: No huggies available in elephant size.!!!

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