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LOVE SMS

by Anurag Bhatia in Jokes

rose are red and voilets are blue. I say I love u…wont u say u love me to?
roses are red, violets are blue, a kippers a fish, dat smell like you, lets not despair,lets live in hope,dat one day ull discover soap
Roses r red Voilets r blue but 2 hell wiv da colors cause I really luv u
roses r red, poppys r 2, but ill do anything 2 b with you
Red r red, violets r blue l luv chocolate more than u!!
Roses r red, Violets r blue, God made me pretty, but wat happend 2 u!
roses are red voilet are blue, someone like you, belongs in a zoo, dont be mad dont be blue, frankenstein was ugly to
Roses r red, sky lights r blue! Love is a drug and i’m addicted 2 u
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you… …But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you
Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you. And so are they That send you this And when we meet We’ll have a kiss.
Roses are red, Violets are blue Happy Valentine’s Day From a friend — guess who?

WISE SMS

by Anurag Bhatia in Jokes

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